DJ Setup
8 months ago
June 1, 2011
Programmer
- A woman asks her husband, a programmer, to go shopping
- Woman: Dear, please, go to the nearby grocery store to buy some bread. Also, if they have eggs, buy 6.
- Man: O.K.
- Twenty minutes later the husband comes back bringing 6 loaves of bread.
- His wife is flabbergasted
- Woman: Dear, why on earth did you buy 6 loaves of bread?
- Man: They had eggs
The difference between a parachute and a condom…
If a parachute rips while using it a person dies…
If a condom rips while using it, a person comes to life!





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